I have a boyfriend... His name is Dayton and well I love him..
Okay okay, he's not really real, but I do love him. And he's a big joke at work because he "gets around." Lots of my co-workers share him with me, some of them absolutely hate him, but regardless the cheating Dayton is hot and he makes my shifts go by faster. Okay for reals now it is a joke at work when I say I have a boyfriend and his name is Dayton, because Dayton is an illegal electric heater. Dayton is the brand name and thus his name. When people don't know that it's funny to see their reaction. I get the most grief because I am the one who's constantly fighting to keep him on so I don't freeze to death. People get mad because I won't buy a white lab coat. (I'm not going to get on my soapbox about those lab coats) I figure the heater should be allowed to be on when the ac is constantly blowing in the middle of this very cold spring. Just saying. Here are some pictures of Dayton. I should probably show some of my work shoes too, they're slightly melted from how close I keep them to Dayton, I can't help it though. I think I run 10 degrees colder than everyone else.
don't judge me.
5 comments:
I am a Dayton lover too! I enjoy our shifts together because we can absorb all the heat he can give us! We can handle him...no problem.
oh my gosh i have the same secret lover! dont tell neil ;) he is totally illegal in my building too and he in fact sucks up so much energy that if i need to copy/scan/fax or print anything i have to turn him off. i have actually blown the power supply multiple times by having him around haha.
Oh feil, I really got excited for like 10 seconds there... I am glad you are staying warm at work though, you deserve it :)
You stinker, I totally thought you had a boyfriend!
DANG! I was totally thrilled, and then I realized he is a heater. Seriously sis, if you'd get a real boyfriend, maybe you wouldn't be so cold!
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